smoke thief

As if my life hasn't sucked enough this week, this morning, I discovered that some jerk stole my office laptop from my car while it was parked in my apartment's gated garage. The worst part, though, is that the asswipe was smoking a CIGARETTE while he was doing it. My car reeks of cigarette smoke now. What a shit bag. I hope he gets explosive diarrhea. I hope his prescription medication gets mixed up.