sixth finger

It's sort of like being born with a sixth finger and being tortured everyday by how horrible it looked on your hand and finally getting it cut off when you were old enough and then missing it and tricking yourself into thinking you shouldn't have cut it off and then buying a fake sixth finger because you missed it so much and then looking at your freakish hand and realizing yet again that you actually hated that sixth finger and being unable to wait to return the piece of crap so you can go back to having five fingers again.