Saturday, January 27, 2007

darts master

I am soooooo good at darts. Don't even try to challenge me. For I am the master.

Friday, January 26, 2007

negative twelve

Apparently, right now, it feels like -12 degrees with windchill. I will not be experiencing this, because I do not plan to move from my place on this couch, under this blanket, until winter is over. See you in the spring.

Monday, January 22, 2007

hahaha

Last night, for the first time, I watched a football game sort of knowing what was happening (and yes, it was very sad that the Patriots/white team lost), and I, along with probably everyone else watching, wanted to punch Reche Crackhead-Eyes Caldwell for being a complete loser. But then I learned just now that not only did he drop the ball twice but that his only job is to catch the ball.

HAHAHAHA.

I'm sure this is not amusing at all to you football folk.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

the sexiest "yes" ever

From tonight's "The Office":

Karen: Do you still have feelings for her?

Jim: [pause] Yes.

GOD JIM WHY ARE YOU SOOOOO HOT

Monday, January 1, 2007

resolutions 2007

In 2007, I will:
- exercise more
- procrastinate less
- go to more classes
- do some reading, and not just two days before the final
- eat healthier, and not following a diet
- cook more
- be more forgiving
- clean house more
- show my appreciation for my friends through actions, not just through words or simply by virtue of existing
- let things go

I will NOT:
- complain so much
- try to learn an entire legal subject in three days
- compare myself to people
- obsess about stupid things
- be so sensitive or judgmental
- eat any of my roommates' food, especially if 1) it is in a to-go box or 2) it is wrapped in pink saran wrap
- lose temper so often with parents and sister
- waste time online
- lose memories from the night before, because I will also not
- drink so much