things i don't appreciate

I don't appreciate my face traveling back in time to 1995, when it was bursting with 13-year-old hormones. That's my melodramatic way of saying that I am breaking out, and it's annoying.

i heart conan

A high schooler apparently wrote Conan O'Brien to ask him to be her prom date, and he wrote her back, saying he would love to but his wife would be pretty mad at him. I love Conan. He is so much cooler than Rider Strong.

(No, I never asked Rider to prom, but only because I was 12. Otherwise I totally would have).

exCUSE ME??

In Britain, they are going to start monitoring car speeds from space to issue speeding tickets. Few things could make me more relieved to be American.

sick

I haven't written anything in a week because my brain is not functioning properly. I've been coughing, sneezing, sniffling, and congested for almost two weeks now, and it has literally made me too stupid to put words together into a coherent sentence. Last night, I had this horrifying thought--what if I am actually blowing my brains out through my nose? Gross, I know, but it totally explains why my IQ seems to have dropped by half.

another battle lost

I have been fighting with my alarm clock all morning, and, as usual, the alarm clock won. One day, I will best you, you squawking beast.