how things should be

My eight-year-old cousin is visiting my family from Korea, and she is wise beyond her years. Yesterday, she solemnly told me, "There's this boy at our school, and he's a big sleaze. He goes out with so many girls. I mean, don't you think you should only like one person instead of liking everyone? Anyway, he went out with my best friend for awhile, which really surprised me. I was like, 'Do you like him?' and I thought she would say, 'No, he's a dirtbag!' but instead she said, 'A little,' and then they went out. Then it turned out that he was going with someone else too. So we hunted him down and beat him up. Then she dumped him."

It's brilliant.