sick

I haven't written anything in a week because my brain is not functioning properly. I've been coughing, sneezing, sniffling, and congested for almost two weeks now, and it has literally made me too stupid to put words together into a coherent sentence. Last night, I had this horrifying thought--what if I am actually blowing my brains out through my nose? Gross, I know, but it totally explains why my IQ seems to have dropped by half.