jjajangmyun

Answering machine message from my family:

Mom: Hi honey! It's your mom. Are you there? You there?
Dad: [in background] She's not there. Hang up, she's not there.
Mom: Guess what we're eating? Jja--
Sister: [in background] JJAJANGMYUN!
Mom: Jjajangmyun. Well, we were just calling to see how you were doing because we miss you. Call us back when you get a break and--
Dad: [in background] Tell her not to drink.
Mom: What are you talking about. She's studying these days, she's not drinking.
Dad: [in background] Don't drink! Only one beer! [grabs phone] Hey, it's your dad. Listen, if you're going to drink, fine, but definitely don't smoke.
Sister: [in background] Don't drink either!
Dad: Okay? No smoking. Drink only one drink.
Mom: [in background] This jjajangmyun is soooo good!
[BEEEEP]