Tuesday, September 4, 2012

our own country

Yesterday was the first day of our adventure tour. We have on board an American doctor, a Swiss German doctor, a Scottish nurse, a British diplomat, a college student, and an American lawyer. If you never hear from me again, it will be because I have left with these folks to start our own country, where I, being the lawyer and therefore the most useless of the bunch, will of course serve as president. My first action as president will be to ban the use of comic sans, which unfortunately is used all over the place in New Zealand.

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