neck wrinkles

"Oh my god!" my mother exclaimed as I picked up the phone.

"What?" I asked.

"I just saw this picture of a woman wearing a beautiful dress," she said. "And I thought about how beautiful you would look wearing the dress except then I thought, not if you keep slouching the way you do when you're using your laptop because you will get NECK WRINKLES. Have you been to necklineslimmer dot com?"

"...No," I said carefully. "Mom I don't have time for this right--"

"Go to that site! You don't have to buy it, just watch the information video to see how bad neck wrinkles can be. Listen, you have to start sitting up straight. I can't sleep at night thinking about you getting neck wrinkles!"