timeless

Once, my friends and I found a huge fisherman's net and spent 20 minutes taking ridiculous pictures of ourselves inside of it. Except we weren't 12--this was yesterday. It's funny how as we enter our late twenties and early thirties, we perceive ourselves as having come a long way from the children we used to be. But when it comes down to it, the things that we liked to do as children are still the things we like to do now. The only difference is, now we have to be extremely drunk to have an excuse to act that way.

It's like you spend your entire adult life making money just so you can afford the alcohol that will make it socially acceptable for you to shriek with laughter at armpit farts.