plotting

I am plotting how to get around my apartment's dog policy. So far I have come up with the following:

- Buy the dog and tell the property manager I was mistaken, he is not 42 pounds, he is 24 pounds, and hope she doesn't notice that he is huge.

- Buy the dog and force the manager to evict me.

- Move out and break my lease so I can buy this dog.

- Buy the dog and keep it at work.

- Give up and cry every night for the next week.

Sigh.