oh. my. god.

My dream has finally come true. Finally, they will have a pill for those of us with bald eyes. This is way better than eyelash transplants, the only other option for having naturally longer lashes, which involves transplanting hair from your scalp onto your eyelid. The problem with that, of course, is that the hair on your scalp is not programmed to stop growing at a certain length, leaving you with hairy hairy eyes. Also, it's really gross. This pill is a great improvement. Too bad it's $120 a month. Really, on my list of priorities, if I had that much money to spend, I'd get cable first. After saving up for a TV.