praying

Dear God,

Please let us get this apartment!!!

UB

lust

I want the 2010 Toyota Prius. I would marry a rich old man tomorrow to get it. I only ask that he be past the age of 90 and have a heart condition. Thank you.

joe the douchebag

Today, I punched Joe Lieberman in the face, except I didn't. But I sure wish I had.