Two months ago, when I was this close to getting a puppy...
Mom: Name him Bella.
Me: Mom, it's a boy dog.
Mom: What about Honey?
Me: It's a BOY. A BOY.
Mom: Cutie?
Me: It has a PENIS.
Mom: (silence) I got it! Ball! Name him Ball.
Me: ...
I miss those days.
Showing posts with label when will stupid february be over so i can get a goddamn dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label when will stupid february be over so i can get a goddamn dog. Show all posts
Saturday, January 31, 2009
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