it can be done

Got to the airport at 6:55 for a 7:30 flight. Made it on the plane in time, without cutting in line and without killing the excruciatingly slow old couple in front of me in the security line. I have superpowers.

superiority complex

Sometimes, when I try to check the weather for LA, where I live now, I accidentally type in the zip code for Boston, where I used to live. When the screen flashes "26 degrees," I think, "Huh?" Then I think, "Oh." Then I think, "Ha!" Then I type in the correct zip code.