random rants

Guy who has the parking spot next to mine:
Please stop parking so close to the line. My spot is between your car and a large thick pole, and if you don't start leaving enough room for me to be able to park successfully within 15 minutes, I am going to ram my car into yours.

Mom:
Please stop calling me back immediately when I don't pick up my cell phone. If I'm not picking up, it means I am in the middle of something, and the thing you should NOT do is call again and again until I pick up. Especially if it's just to tell me to buy vitamin C.

Online Television:
Tonight, a Friday night, all of my friends canceled on me, so I started looking forward to an awesome night of doing my taxes, eating Lean Cuisine, and watching last night's TV online. All of the shows were reruns. You let me down, online television.

Amazon:
Send me my sun lamp IMMEDIATELY.