cookies

I recently read a diet book that convinced me that I am two types of baboons: 1) the type that will die because they eat too much sugar (thereby triggering my genes to make me reproduce quickly and kill me so that my offspring, which still carry my genes, will have more food to eat), and 2) the type that die because they work too hard for their food (i.e. run marathons, which tells my genes I'm a low-ranked baboon that has to struggle to eat and causes my genes to store fat and yet again try to kill me). So I've cut out all sugar from my diet to become a better baboon. All of this is just to say that I miss cookies. I really miss cookies.