bill gates

I love that Bill Gates was just sitting around one day, thinking about the fact that hurricanes are caused by warm waters, and realized that all we have to do is make all of the oceans colder! Skeptics scoff, but I believe in him. I believe he can turn the entire ocean system into a microchip.

ups and downs

Today, the following things happened to me:

- I dealt with a bunch of mentally disturbed people at work
- I saw Jennifer Hudson and Earth, Wind, and Fire perform
- The temporary crown for my tooth fell out
- I met Zachary Quinto, i.e. New Spock/Sylar from Heroes
- I found dog shit on my front door mat
- I met President Barack Obama

There really is balance in the universe.