things i don't give a shit about

Profiles rarely ask us what we are NOT interested in, which I think is unfortunate, since I am relatively certain the things we don't care about reveal as much if not more about us than the things we do care about. For example, I don't give a shit about:

- Sports (except on rare occasion basketball)
- Law firm salary raises and/or bonuses
- American Idol
- Zach Efron and anything High School Musical related
- Rick Warren speaking at Obama's inauguration
- Twilight
- Watchmen, both the movie and the graphic novel (worst thing I have ever read, so overrated)
- Blackberries, iPhones, iPods, and any other gizmos designed to fill voids in life
- Birds, especially pigeons
- Cars
- Designer handbags
- Angelina Jolie

Now you know everything there is to know about me.