knowing when to lose

Seriously, I'm no football fan (I have only recently been forced to understand the game a little more because people like my amazing TV and watch games in HD here; also because I watch Friday Night Lights and want to marry Matt Saracen, in spite of the slightly pedophilic implications of this), but the Colts should not have won. Simply because who cares about Indiana--who is even from there? I think I know one person from there, and I don't even remember who that person is, so it doesn't even count!

When you're the team for a state that no one cares about (and is Republican for that matter), you should just lose. On principal.