another celibrity death

The Taco Bell chihuahua died of a massive stroke. But what really shocked me was that "he" was a girl. I guess "Yo quiero Taco Bell" wouldn't have sounded as good in a chick voice.

nightmares

I keep having nightmares about Michael Jackson. I dreamed, for example, that someone was killing him by stabbing him with a toothpick in the heart over and over again. I am either really deranged or extraordinarily artistic to be coming up with such metaphors in an unconscious state.

That or I am watching too much coverage of his death.